Monday, July 21, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
i am the wicked one, yes.
Hello Hello! I am so sorry for my serious lack of updates recently..... I've been too busy having fun, excuses excuses, whatever i'm doing it now. I'm writing like my blog is a person, yessssss.
ULTRA PICTUUUUUUURE TIME
so these pics right hurr were taken my cous carmie, CZECH HER BLOG HERE....no, do it.
so these pics right hurr were taken my cous carmie, CZECH HER BLOG HERE....no, do it.
Life is awesome, my friends rule, and uh yeah, i'm not sick of LA. now for some of myyyyyyy pixorzzzzzz:
MISC. PRE JUNE 21ST PICS
Dora's BBQ
MISC. PRE JUNE 21ST PICS
Dora's BBQ
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
i was dreaming when i wrote this, so sue me if i go too fast
Disclaimer: I really was half asleep as I wrote this, but it's totally true.
So Monday was my birthday, that was fun, and I had a total rager. Like serious rager, there were easily 100 people there. The best part about the entire party was when 4034792 Hampshire kids showed up, or maybe Ill update with shit tons of pics when I get them developed at "The Original 23 Minute Photo" tomorrow, but my dads internet just sucks so bad I can't update (pls fix it lardog), and I'm so tired right now. I was cleaning for seven hours today in the blazing heat, Whooopdie-fuckin-doo.
So Monday was my birthday, that was fun, and I had a total rager. Like serious rager, there were easily 100 people there. The best part about the entire party was when 4034792 Hampshire kids showed up, or maybe Ill update with shit tons of pics when I get them developed at "The Original 23 Minute Photo" tomorrow, but my dads internet just sucks so bad I can't update (pls fix it lardog), and I'm so tired right now. I was cleaning for seven hours today in the blazing heat, Whooopdie-fuckin-doo.
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY GREAT FRIENDS (certainly not all of them):




Without the people featured in the photographs above, my life could have seriously gone to shit. I cannot express how grateful I am for knowing these people, seriously, y'all make my life! The only reason any of my super close friends aren't up there is for one of three reasons: (1) I either don't have/like photos of you from recently from a disposable camera (Higgalicious & AZO) or (2) The photo i HAD of you was on the photo disc my stupid ass lost (Amarilla), or (3) I've realized you're not really my friend, SORRY TRUTH HURTS! But those not featured in the photos who are my other great & real friends know who they are, and I love you all so much. Why surround yourself with people who you know do dumb things, encourage others to do dumb things, and don't even have a soul? But Ugh, caring about people can really suck sometimes, as does filtering out your so-called "friends" from the real ones really sucks. Its also really weird when someone who was an active part of your life is suddenly gone forever. But don't get the impression that I'm all depressed & shit, cause that is definitely not the case. SUMMER ROXX!!!!!!
BEER & KISSES, RAGGY MOGOW
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Now & Then
Sorry, It's been a long time since I've updated. I've really just been too busy out having fun to sit around on the computer all day blogging. Here we go!














So at the beginning of the month, I attempted to move out of my parents house, into a spare room at my best bud Dora & Aric's house. They have a bunch of fake guns on the wall, and I think i had way too much fun with them. They're the best, see!?

YEAH ARIC & DORA! Unfortunately, the girl who I was subletting the room from came back early and I had to go back home. But it was SO MUCH FUN while it lasted.
Last week I was in a dunking booth with Dora for Legalize LA at the Los Feliz Street Fair. It was like being in a water park all day, only being dunked by people. Even Jean Grey from the X-Men movies attempted to dunk me, only to disappoint me with her weak ass throw.



The dunking booth was so much fun, but by the end of the day the water was naaassty. The next day, I met up with Bianca, and we met this cool dude in Venice.


And Aric became the dog whisperer...


And then we attempted to go to a party up on Laurel Canyon at the Houdini house, only to lay in the street instead...



Thursday, May 29, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Monday, May 05, 2008
found closure
So, the other night I watched Hook for the 59034085312 time, and I had the best revelation ever. I am now proud to present my fantastic discovery.
RUFIO'S LAST SUPPER (F'REALZ)

EAT IT UP YO!
Rufio, you are my Jesus, my savior, and to switch things up a bit, precious Thudd Butt on the left is my Mary Magdalene (thats actually his name, imdb that shit.)
Thud Butt: I remember Toodles.
Peter Pan: How could you remember Toodles?
Thud Butt: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts.
Peter Pan: Ha ha ha. He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
Thud Butt: Yeah, he lost them good.
Thud Butt: I remember Toodles.
Peter Pan: How could you remember Toodles?
Thud Butt: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts.
Peter Pan: Ha ha ha. He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
Thud Butt: Yeah, he lost them good.

YEAAAAH, RUFIO. I LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS.
AND YES, I AM AWARE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT 13...
WHATEVEZ HE IS STILL FINE AS FUCK
WHATEVEZ HE IS STILL FINE AS FUCK
Sunday, May 04, 2008
i kinda always knew i'd end up your ex-girlfriend
So yesterday I went to see IRON MAN! It was absolutely amazing. I loved every minute of it. And RDJ...HOT. I am so ready for a new series of IRON MAN movies! YEAH! Here's my idea for IRON MAN 2....

IRON MAN 2: THE IRON COCK

HELL YEAH! I'm totally going home in 15 days, I CANT WAIT. But before leaving, my aparement and the two above us (103, 78 & 80) are having the TOWER OF POWER party. KEGS & FOUR FLOORS OF DANCE MANIA. FUCKYEAH. I'm totally gonna try and get rance to get my makeup like this:

I don't care if I don't have pink hair -- It'll look tiiiight!
Until later budz. OH! and I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS. PLS KEEP COMMENTING.

I don't care if I don't have pink hair -- It'll look tiiiight!
Until later budz. OH! and I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS. PLS KEEP COMMENTING.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
"i'm making the choice to be out of touch, leave me be"
no not really, but I am having a somewhat interesting day. I went to class at mt. holyoke, ran into josh weiner, and got lost in the mt. holyoke stacks for almost 40 mintues...Why would they make the 1st floor button lead to the basement (AKA CLAUSTROPHOBIA HELL). I almost pulled the fire alarm i was so freaked out. I walked through mazes of books in the dark, cause for some reason there are no windows anywhere. This is nonsense. Czech out these sweet pics Nate[DOGG] took of me at Spring Jam last weekend...I'm having a great time as you can see. I'm totally rocking two totally 90s items of clothing: i made that neon hat when i was 4 (it says MAGGY in really beautiful glitter paint/handwriting) and the fanny pack I got...I dont even remember when. Maybe even before that hat. Either way, you know how JT brought sexy back? I'm bringing childhood/the 90s back !

YOOOOOOOOO

TRIPPER
Ugh, I should at least TRY and do some work. And uh, I know that people are reading this shit, so comment - i'd like some feedback tripperz.

YOOOOOOOOO

TRIPPER
Ugh, I should at least TRY and do some work. And uh, I know that people are reading this shit, so comment - i'd like some feedback tripperz.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
smooth rich mellow
So i'm looking thru Mark's pictures from Coachella, drowning myself in misery that I didn't go. But whatever, I'm looking thru his pictures and AH! LOOK! MY FAVORITE BOYS.

Tony and Adrian from NO DOUBT are the coolest guys ever. They're like 45, and look exactly the same as they did in 1995. SERIOUSLY, LOOK! (Warning: some of the years are guesses, but i tried to do my research. sorry if i'm wrong)
NO DOUBT TIMELINE
1990:

1992:

1994:

1996:

1997:

1999:

2000:

2001:

2003:

2004:

Currently, No Doubt is on an official hiatus, Gwen Stefani went solo blahblahblah Holla Back Girl (yeah)..but I assure there will be new group photos soon. Even with braces, Gwen Stefani was hot. She can take me to the tragic kingdom anyday. But seriously, way to hold up a fucking image! They rule.
New album sooon!!!!!!!!! please be like tragic kingdom and not rock steady!
Monday, April 28, 2008
stupid girl
So um, I only have one more paper left for the school year! Whoopee! I bought myself a pair of sandals and a pair of flats as a "good job youre done with your sophomore year" gift. These are them:


CUTE! I am going to get a pedicure before the sandals arrive in the mail. Don't wanna show my nasty ass bare toes! And I also found the most beautiful shoes on the internet, but of course they're $700.

Beautiful, right? Right now, I'm bidding on a few pairs of Denim leggings, they're so freaking cute! They have all the stiching of jeans but they're leggings: 80% spandex, 20% denim! I'm bidding on a bunch of different colors: ivory, black, gray, dark gray, blue, baby blue, and pink. Very exciting, and a sweet deal, I might add. Look!

Well, now I gotta get back to doing my reading for my final paper. I am almost done! I can't wait for summer and swimming and fun and friends!!!!!! Oh and Jill, those pictures on Noa's facebook are EMBARASSING. Put some clothes on girl, thats not attractive.


CUTE! I am going to get a pedicure before the sandals arrive in the mail. Don't wanna show my nasty ass bare toes! And I also found the most beautiful shoes on the internet, but of course they're $700.

Beautiful, right? Right now, I'm bidding on a few pairs of Denim leggings, they're so freaking cute! They have all the stiching of jeans but they're leggings: 80% spandex, 20% denim! I'm bidding on a bunch of different colors: ivory, black, gray, dark gray, blue, baby blue, and pink. Very exciting, and a sweet deal, I might add. Look!

Well, now I gotta get back to doing my reading for my final paper. I am almost done! I can't wait for summer and swimming and fun and friends!!!!!! Oh and Jill, those pictures on Noa's facebook are EMBARASSING. Put some clothes on girl, thats not attractive.
Monday, April 21, 2008
re-write your perspective

photo by austin kennedy
It has been so beautiful here the past week! Out in shorts everyday. I'm almost done with my finals, and then done with school and then I AM GOING HOME! yes! it is true. I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do with my car. Hopefully get it home, somehow. My Spice Girls paper is due tomorrow, I gotta get working on that. My apartment is soooo clean ! I got a swiffer thing, and cleaned all the floors. They were so disgusting, ew ew ew. Now they're pretty clean, but I think I'll still wear my shoes(thank you very much). This weekend ruled. Next weekend will too.
Ending on this.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
For you, Sammy

I'm proud to present a new musical group,Wallpaper. I can't get enough of it, seriously. It's the best elektrofuck I've heard in months. It lures you in and gets you hooked. Seriously, just check it out for yourself, because I know everyone interprets music differently. Ricky Reed and Arjun Singh's debut EP, T-Rex, will be released on April 29th on Eeenie Meenie Records.
Wallpaper - "Evrytm We Do It (Kuti Shot Remix)"
Like it? For those of you in the LA area, they'll be performing soon:
April 24, 2008 @ 8:00PM: Filter Magazine Coachella Party in Indio, California
April 30, 2008 @ 8:00 PM: Club Moscow @ Boardners in Hollywood, California
May 1, 2008 @ 8:30 PM, Girl School @ the Viper Room in West Hollywood, California
And while you're at it, check out their website.
Until next time, over and out.
Labels: coachella, sam, wallpaper
Monday, April 14, 2008
Eternally Missed
Lately, my luck has been off. Just a few minutes ago, I was walking around in my room and the shade from the window/skylight fell on my shoulder. That shit hurt (still does) so badly. Wow. So lately, I've been listening to all my old music (what else is new) and am once again hooked on DFA1979, which made me think about all the other things I miss. So here we go!
FOUR THINGS SERIOUSLY MISSED BY MAGGY:
1. Death From Above 1979
2. Aaliyah
3. The Adventures Pete & Pete
4. At the Drive-In
Ugh, enough of that for now. Back to HAARP, shoulder pains and cheesybread.
1. Death From Above 1979
The DFA1979 show was easily the craziest show I have EVER been to. I puked all over myself (got a new t-shirt too), got kicked in the face, and still had the time of my life. Their first EP, Heads Up, is still one of my favorites. Their debut record, You're a Woman, I'm a Machine, has been in my car for over two years. I never get sick of it. The music is so intense. This duo reached their prime and then called it quits. And whatever, MSTRKRFT, shmasterkraft. It may be one of the DFA guys, but it's not Death From Above 1979.
2. Aaliyah
Similar, but different, to DFA, Aaliyah was just reaching her prime at the time of her death. I remember hearing she had died. I was home sick from school and I turned on MTV and learned the sad news. I remember when I was younger than ten, I had my own dance to "Are You That Somebody?" It makes me so sad thinking about what she could have accomplished, because she had so much talent. So heartbreaking. Rest in peace Aaliyah, you will forever be missed.
3. The Adventures Pete & Pete
Ok, seriously, who didn't love this show? Pentunia the tattoo?! They were so weird, both named Pete and had the craziest adventures. I mostly miss Artie the strong man. Please! bring this back!
4. At the Drive-In
Before The Mars Volta and Sparta, they were combined as At the Drive-in for all you ignorant folks out there. And ATDI was so crazy. SO crazy. I can't imagine what one of their shows was like. I would kill to go! To see them all together! Cedric's vocals hadn't reached the points they've now reached, but then, it didn't matter. Nobody rocked like them, NOBODY. Miss u ATDI.
Ugh, enough of that for now. Back to HAARP, shoulder pains and cheesybread.
Labels: aaliyah, at the drive-in, death from above, dfa1979, missing, pete and pete
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Saturday, April 05, 2008
break & shake & bake
I have come to realize and accept that I am stuck in the late 1990s. Its a wonderful but sad fate, because I must (but refuse to) accept that the 90s are over and boy bands & bubblegum pop no longer hold the power they used to. But for now, I will indulge in all my favorite 90s things. Here we go.
1. Nick Carter's hair:
2. The Spice Girls Superstar Collection
3. Savage Garden's "Savage Garden"
4. Nickelodeon's The Journey of Allen Strange
5. Rufio from Hook
So enough procrastinating for me, back to my bff Michel Foucault.
INDULGE IN ALL THINGS 90S:
1. Nick Carter's hair:
The center part! The dark roots! The omg-my-mom-cut-my-hair and I go surfing look. The gelled "spikes". The white-boy cornrows. What a look! Nothing like it today! ooo baby baby!
2. The Spice Girls Superstar Collection
ALL FIVE SPICE DOLLS IN ONE BOX? IT MUST BE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. Unfortunately in the 90s, it really was too good to be true. I remember this shit cost like $150 bucks at minimum cause it was so hard to find. I wanted them so badly, but there was no way in hell my parents would spend that on a set of dolls, and I didn't have nearly that much of my own money. But last week, I was doing some ebay research - YES, RESEARCH - and came across the set for a total of $20. I bid, I won, I conquered. My life is now complete.
3. Savage Garden's "Savage Garden"
Savage Garden's self-titled debut release is one of my favorites. The album was in my stereo for at least four years. In fact, I'm listening to it right now. The songs are such amazing pop songs, all with different styles incorporated into each. Savage Garden successfully apprpriated styles and beats from different genres (funk beats, techno melodies, 80s synth pop). I LOVE IT, I want more more more!
4. Nickelodeon's The Journey of Allen Strange
This show was so sweet. I was an extra on one episode when I was in fifth or sixth grade. Maybe fourth. Either way, it was fuckin sweet. I had so much fun. I was also obsessed with the show.
5. Rufio from Hook
What a god, sexpot Dante Basco gave his all when he played Rufio. The infamous character was the biggest role in his career. He was and still is my favorite character in Hook. Possibly my favorite character in a movie, ever. I saw him at the Roosevelt once in the parking lot. I started yelling "RU FI O" and he turned to me and raised the roof. Possibly one of the best moments of my life.
So enough procrastinating for me, back to my bff Michel Foucault.
Labels: 90s, allen strange, cornrows, nicky c, not homework, savage garden, spice girls
Thursday, April 03, 2008
it's like this
I just finished the last of the Foucault I'll be reading for the semester. I am happy. But yes, Discipline & Punish was soooooooooo tight! OMG my shuffle has been so good lately. Very nostalgic. "California" by Phantom Planet just came on. Wow. TENTH grade whats up!!!! Hi Darren, if you're out there.


IMMA BANDIT!


IMMA BANDIT!
Labels: alexander mcqueen, discipline and punish, michel foucault
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
we only got 4 minutes to save the world!





These wonderful posters are now all over my apartment at school. Scary, Baby & Posh are all in the common space, Sporty's been demoted to the bathroom hallway, and Ginger is next to my bed. Gotta have my fix of Spice, you know, available to me at all times of the day. She watches over me at night.They make it such a pleasant living experience in such a shitty, run down apartment. Whenever I listen to the Spice Girls' "Who Do You Think You Are" or "Never Give Up On The Good Times" I always feel the urge to get up and shuffle from side to side. I'm weird, I know.
Today I suggested to Emily that we get a Justin Timberlake poster for the aparment, to add to our Britney Spears/Che Guevara, Zac Efron & Spice Girls collection. She responded with, "Why are we the most poppy mod ever?!" I think there is nothing wrong with POP! I love it. I suggested we get one (or both) of these:


It would be amazing, yes????
⇓This is Britney/Che:⇓

I will admit it, I am so hyped on the new Madonna & JT collaboration, "4 minutes." But honestly, I love anything with Justin Timberlake...mmmmmm JT. The one thing that really bugs me about the song is this, its kinda complicated to explain but I'll try: The new technology used for music production enables the producer to make the song much louder than any songs of the past. While yes, production and sound quality have gone up, but I feel like Madonna, JT & Timbaland didn't put as much into the song as they could. "Four Minutes" could have been a lot better and less loud, but I STILL LOVE IT. Hopefully they will make up for it in the music video. That shit better be epic! I know it will be.
Heres a picture from Spring Break in NY at the Nylon party with The Virgins at Bloomingdales:

I was planning on going to New York today to visit Matilda and some peeps, but school is just too demanding. My blog is now on Stumble! So yay! Keep stumbling!
Until next time blogheads!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
i'd be your shining star
I DO NOT WANT TO DO ANYMORE HOMEWORK! I know Spring Break just ended blahblahblah, but I don't wanna be in school. I'm just starting my research paper about the Spice Girls & girl power. Its a lot more complicated and academic than that I swear. So far, I have twelve pages of notes for a ten page paper. Ha. Its so pretty outside! Fifty degrees and sunny! FINALLY!


Oh look! I'm in the exact same spot as yesterday. Maybe I haven't moved? Maybe not.
Sarah sent me this amazing photo of me and my favorite person in the entire world, Matilda.

I already miss her. Good thing I'll be seeing her Thursday.
Yesterday, I attempted to fix my Alex&Chloe for Grey Ant necklace (the rat) by supergluing the chain back onto the plastic. I ended up getting superglue all over my fingers and they're still all rough and gluey. Gross. Back to my girls Geri, Emma, Victoria, Mel & Mel.


STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH


I NEED SOMEBODY WITH THE HUMAN TOUCH.
ALSO, THIS IS SO FUNNY: SKINNYZOO WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU ARE GENIUS!


Oh look! I'm in the exact same spot as yesterday. Maybe I haven't moved? Maybe not.
Sarah sent me this amazing photo of me and my favorite person in the entire world, Matilda.

I already miss her. Good thing I'll be seeing her Thursday.
Yesterday, I attempted to fix my Alex&Chloe for Grey Ant necklace (the rat) by supergluing the chain back onto the plastic. I ended up getting superglue all over my fingers and they're still all rough and gluey. Gross. Back to my girls Geri, Emma, Victoria, Mel & Mel.


STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH


I NEED SOMEBODY WITH THE HUMAN TOUCH.
Somebody's having fun with their hands in pictures today.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
losing my way
Today in class, I bit my nail really short. Ugh. That shit sucks. It hurts so bad.

The looks a lot longer/not so bad as it really is. I swear its actually so much shorter & painful!
Its FINALLY starting to look & feel like Spring outside! I love it! Spring at Hampshire is so beautiful. I like my outfit today.




Ok, so back to work now. No more procrastinating: taking photobooth pictures, blogging, surfing the internet, reading celebrity gossip, looking up pictures of Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter, walking around the library, making On The Go playlists on my iPod, and NOT WORKING. At times, I think about dropping out, quitting college all together. For that, I provide you with this sex god's answer. All hail JT. "Hi my name is Bob and I work at my job. I make 40-something dollars a day. I used to

The looks a lot longer/not so bad as it really is. I swear its actually so much shorter & painful!
Its FINALLY starting to look & feel like Spring outside! I love it! Spring at Hampshire is so beautiful. I like my outfit today.




Ok, so back to work now. No more procrastinating: taking photobooth pictures, blogging, surfing the internet, reading celebrity gossip, looking up pictures of Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter, walking around the library, making On The Go playlists on my iPod, and NOT WORKING. At times, I think about dropping out, quitting college all together. For that, I provide you with this sex god's answer. All hail JT. "Hi my name is Bob and I work at my job. I make 40-something dollars a day. I used to































































